Breaking News: We now have a Chicken Lips Government

Chickens will have lips when…

The Republicans control:

  • The House of Representatives
  • The Senate
  • The White House

…and still FAIL.

Breaking News: Under President Trump and divided Republicans we now have a Chicken Lips Government.

Quite fitting, too, considering the things Trump said (with chicken lips) and Tweeted after the Trump health care tragedy bit the dust, failing to repeal and replace busted ObamaCare.

“I never promised to repeal and replace ObamaCare in the first 61 days.” – Trump. (Actually 64.) No, he promised to do so on Day One.

Instead of blaming divided Republicans – especially far right conservatives who he could not make a deal with, he blamed Democrats – who didn’t get to vote because there was no vote. Republicans chickened out.

From USA Today…

  • When President Trump woke up Saturday to the fact that Republicans couldn’t meet their seven-year promise to get rid of Obamacare, what was his reaction? It will go away on its own.
  • “ObamaCare will explode and we will all get together and piece together a great healthcare plan for THE PEOPLE. Do not worry!” Trump tweeted before playing golf.

Don’t worry. Be happy.

As for the chickens, they do have a health care plan: Promote the eating of beef and fish – anything but chicken. However, the phrase “to have a cow” is defined as “to be very worried, upset, or angry about something” in the Free Dictionary Online. Other sources also define it to mean to react very strongly and emotionally.

As for the Democrats, they can be laid back now, taking it easy, while the divided Republicans wage the war against themselves.

Editorial Article by Jim Lantern

LANTERN TIMEGLASS JOURNAL

Sunday evening, 26 March 2017

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